I read Marjorie Brodyās post yesterday “Passion Knows NoGenreā with interest. Marjorie was discussing that she hates being tied to one particular genre, but that the general industry wisdom is to do exactly that ā stick to one thing! I love Marjorieās rebellious flare, but the topic also tied into something Iāve been pondering for awhile: pen names and branding.
As a graphic designer with over a decade of industry experience I have referred to myself periodically as a ābranding expertā. Branding is about capturing the concrete and implied qualities of a company or person in their visual, advertising, and on-line representations. Branding seems trivial to some, but as human beings we do it ALL the time. Only most sociologists call it āstereotypingā. Humans seem to prefer to have a short little label to stick on people. We donāt really like being forced to confront the broad spectrum of human reality ā it takes too long and weāve got better things to do with our time. What I do as a graphic designer is try to lodge the preferred stereotype in a consumers mind before they apply their (usually not as complementary) own.
Which is why I donāt usually tell my graphic design clients that Iām a writer.Ā It confuses my brand.Ā I can see the thought bubble form: If she writes, then she canāt really be a graphic designer; everyone knows you canāt have TWO talents.Ā Fortunately, the writer brand is equivalent with āpoorā so when I tell writer friends that I also do graphic design they just nod.Ā But industry wisdom has the same ādoes not computeā problem with genre.Ā āBut she writes Mystery, she canāt also write (fill in the blank).ā
And up until now the only way to write something different was to use a pen name. But with the online world being what it is and withĀ lawyers being blabbermouths, keeping a pen name identity a secret is hard to do.Ā The other problem is that as writers have become more and more responsible for their own publicity they realize that itās hard enough getting recognition for one name, let alone building buzz for an entirely new, second name.
Which is why I find the development of the new style of pen name so interesting.Ā āWrting asā has become the marketers new favorite phrase. Such as: Laura Spinella writing asĀ L.J. WilsonĀ pens Ruby Ink! (Iām half way through my advance copy and itās a fantastic, saucy romp of a book āĀ pick it up on March 31!)Ā āWriting asā is now code for āIām not writing in the same genre, so be prepared for something different.āĀ And I couldnāt be happier about it. At last writers have found a way to break out of the genre trap! Perhaps in a few years Pen Names will be the new industry wisdom. Weāll just have to see which pen name Marjorie chooses.
Iām monumentally bad at dates.Ā The Christmas after I got married my mother-in-law got a new pair of sneakers and she said, āOh, I wish Iād had these on XX of some-month-Bethany-doesnāt remember.āĀ And I said, āReally? What happened on that date?āĀ And they all stared at me because it turned out that was the day I got married.Ā Which may seem a bit rude to my poor husband, but in my defense I also canāt remember what year I graduated from college.Ā And one time I spent an entire day being really annoyed because my friends kept calling me (I was in the middle of a project) to wish me happy birthday.Ā Every single call was a surprise.Ā So, Iām not saying that I will absolutely forget that some day (14th?Ā 15th? No, seriously, what day is it?) in February is Valentineās Day, Iām just saying that the odds are not in my husbandās favor.Ā But on the other hand that means if he remembers all that lovely chocolate will be a wonderful surprise.
Unfortunately, this type of memory blockage also means that my memory for VERY IMPORTANT FACTS related to my characters is also somewhat lacking. Like last names, eye color, the details of their backstory. Ā Ā Given enough time and rewrites it all gets a bit fuzzy.Ā Bulletproof Mascara, for instance went through 9.5 rewrites (Iām counting the typo catching pass as .5 of a rewrite).Ā That means that the villain Jirair Sarkassian went from being Texan to Armenian somewhere around draft 6.Ā And in An Unseen Current (Available everywhere April 28! Available for pre-order on kindle now!!) I dropped an entire villain between draft 1 and 2.Ā Which wouldnāt be much of a problem if I didnāt insist on writing sequels.Ā Itās a bit of an embarrassment to have to read your own book to find out what you wrote, but apparently readers insist on continuity and well, just generally making sense.Ā But having just read Bulletproof Mascara and Compact with the Devil (in preparation for the forthcoming High-Caliber Concealer), I can honestly recommend my books to people.Ā Iām very funny and my plots actually do make sense.Ā I give myself two thumbs up.Ā I probably canāt review myself on Goodreads, can I?
Weāre pondering New Yearās Resolutions and rejection here on the Girlfriendās Book Club for the next few weeks, and while I gave up New Yearās Resolutions some years ago (if I want to start something new or improve myself, I probably shouldnāt wait for January) rejection seems a bit like my oxygen dependency problem ā itās just a part of life.
My first love / day job as a graphic designer keeps my life chock full of rejection. Even my business partner seems to enjoy rejecting a lot of my ideas. (Why canāt I put El Presidente on my business cards? What do you mean itās not professional?) Between the beat down of the college critique forum and a decade of working in the field hearing client opinions that range from āumā¦ I think you missed the markā to āI hate it so much I would burn itā Iāve gotten pretty good at handling rejection. (Ok, so maybe they didnāt actually say āburn itā but I saw it in their eyes.)
So you would think that it would be easier for me to take rejection from publishers. But it doesnāt. Every rejection comes with a large packet of self-doubt. Maybe that book isnāt any good. Maybe I should rewrite? Maybe I should burn it? Maybe I should stop kidding myself that I have any writing talent at all and go home, snuggle with my dog and drink a bottle of Jameson? (Admittedly, I would not be drinking straight Jameson because Iām a pansy. So then, Iād stop and think, āIf Iām mixing it, maybe I should switch to something cheaper?ā Which would devolve into me just having some Ginger Ale and probably taking the dog for a walk.)But what I have learned from graphic design is that many things get better with perseverance. Draft two is almost always better than draft one. And stubborn people can find a way to make dreams come true.
Which is why I am so happy to announce that my murder mystery, An Unseen Current, set on Orcas Island (In Washington Stateās beautiful San Juan Islands) with its cast of quirky characters and too weird to be true events (some of which are really true) is finally going to be published on April 28, 2015. I was so excited the day I first sent the manuscript off and so sad the day it first came back to me. Perhaps it was too odd, or perhaps it was too Washington and not enough New York for the big guys? Honestly, I donāt know, and I donāt care. Iām just glad that it has finally found a home and release date. So if you enjoy some quirks with your cozyās please mark your calendar to enjoy An Unseen Current!
AN UNSEEN CURRENT
You never know whatās beneath the surface.
When Seattle native Tish Yearly finds herself fired and evicted all in one afternoon, she knows sheās in deep water. Unemployed and desperate, the 26 year old ex-actress heads for the one place she knows sheāll be welcome ā the house of her cantankerous ex-CIA agent grandfather, Tobias Yearly, in the San Juan Islands. And when she discovers the strangled corpse of Tobiasās best friend, she knows sheās in over her head. Tish is thrown head-long into a mystery that pits her against a handsome but straight-laced Sheriffās Deputy, a group of eccentric and clannish local residents, and a killer who knows the island far better than she does. Now Tish must swim against the current, depending on her nearly forgotten acting skills and her grandfatherās spy craft, to con a killer and keep them alive.Ā Ā Pre-order for kindle.
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I had to laugh when I read Debra Goldsteinās post yesterday about football being āonly a gameā.Ā I live in Washington State, which, in case youāre living in a hole, is home of the Seahawks, contenders the upcoming football high-holy day ā the Super Bowl.Ā Although, even when living in a hole, Iām fairly certain that you probably felt the Beast Quake or possibly Richard Sherman dropped by to tell you how awesome he is, and then probably stuck around to make pointedly blunt statements about the corruption in the NFL.Ā Football may be only game, but tis the season for every football fan everywhere to lose their dang minds.
As Iām only an occasional football watcher I find most of the fan-actions a bit mystifying.Ā Twelfth man flags decorate every building, a local tattoo parlor is offering a 12ās tattoo special and last game against the Packers the Seattle City Council banned cheese from the premises.Ā Like Debra, I say, āBut itās only a game!āĀ Not that I say that very loudly ā my husband would glare at me.
But also like Debra, I identify with the way fans pour over every detail, dissect plays, and watch every report on the subject.Ā A fan, no matter the subject, wants to know all about the thing they love.Ā So I donāt wave a twelfth man flag, but the books on my shelf tell their own tales (pun intended).Ā Anyone visiting my house knows where I stand on the topic of Lord of the Rings (pro) and the work of cover artist Thomas Canty (also pro) and Tintin (highly pro). I donāt have any tattoos, but I can quote The Walrus and The Carpenter ā itās tattooed on my brain.Ā And as for cheeseā¦ no, sorry, I have nothing there. Cheese is never banned at my house and neither are books.
Am I the only ā12th Manā uber book fan out there?Ā What āflagsā are flying on your bookshelf?
Writers, as far as I can tell, are people with too many stories stuffed in their heads. In order to stay sane, we have to get the stories out. It’s a good system; it ensures that only fictional people get murdered and that more every day girls get to marry princes. Writers are also, by and large, readers. Ā So you’d think that we’d have an understanding of our own readers. But most of us are somewhat mystified as to why we have readers. The idea that someone would actually want to read any of my books is stillĀ surprising. I just make up stories and then… people actually read them. That’s crazy!
Don’tĀ get me wrong; I think my stories are awesome. I think everyone should read them. But “everyone” is a ratherĀ abstract concept, with safety built into it’s very generality. On the other hand, a singular reader is frighteningly specific and frighteningly judgmental.Ā Ā Think of your day, and your telling this really funny story to your co-worker about your college roommate who once got so drunk that she projectile vomitedĀ into someone’sĀ hair. Ā Now picture your grandmother standing there listening. It kind of puts a crimp on you miming how your roommateĀ popped out of her tube top, doesn’t it? Ā That’s the power that a singular reader has to stymie a writer. The harsh judgment of a reader can make the creative wellspring dry up in a flash. Ā Which is why every time a reader seeks me out to tell me that they enjoyed my book, I sincerely appreciate it. Ā Each compliment is a bolster against the times when someone tells you they found a typo in your book or they don’t understand why you didn’t just make the main character a man. Ā Thoughtful, lovely readers make all the difference to a writer. Ā I may not always know they’ve given their time and money to reading one of my stories, but I will always try toĀ give my readers a story worthy of their expenditure.
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Genre Bending
/in General Writing, Graphic Design, The Stiletto GangI read Marjorie Brodyās post yesterday “Passion Knows NoGenreā with interest. Marjorie was discussing that she hates being tied to one particular genre, but that the general industry wisdom is to do exactly that ā stick to one thing! I love Marjorieās rebellious flare, but the topic also tied into something Iāve been pondering for awhile: pen names and branding.
As a graphic designer with over a decade of industry experience I have referred to myself periodically as a ābranding expertā. Branding is about capturing the concrete and implied qualities of a company or person in their visual, advertising, and on-line representations. Branding seems trivial to some, but as human beings we do it ALL the time. Only most sociologists call it āstereotypingā. Humans seem to prefer to have a short little label to stick on people. We donāt really like being forced to confront the broad spectrum of human reality ā it takes too long and weāve got better things to do with our time. What I do as a graphic designer is try to lodge the preferred stereotype in a consumers mind before they apply their (usually not as complementary) own.
Which is why I donāt usually tell my graphic design clients that Iām a writer.Ā It confuses my brand.Ā I can see the thought bubble form: If she writes, then she canāt really be a graphic designer; everyone knows you canāt have TWO talents.Ā Fortunately, the writer brand is equivalent with āpoorā so when I tell writer friends that I also do graphic design they just nod.Ā But industry wisdom has the same ādoes not computeā problem with genre.Ā āBut she writes Mystery, she canāt also write (fill in the blank).ā
And up until now the only way to write something different was to use a pen name. But with the online world being what it is and withĀ lawyers being blabbermouths, keeping a pen name identity a secret is hard to do.Ā The other problem is that as writers have become more and more responsible for their own publicity they realize that itās hard enough getting recognition for one name, let alone building buzz for an entirely new, second name.
Which is why I find the development of the new style of pen name so interesting.Ā āWrting asā has become the marketers new favorite phrase. Such as: Laura Spinella writing asĀ L.J. WilsonĀ pens Ruby Ink! (Iām half way through my advance copy and itās a fantastic, saucy romp of a book āĀ pick it up on March 31!)Ā āWriting asā is now code for āIām not writing in the same genre, so be prepared for something different.āĀ And I couldnāt be happier about it. At last writers have found a way to break out of the genre trap! Perhaps in a few years Pen Names will be the new industry wisdom. Weāll just have to see which pen name Marjorie chooses.
Goldfish Brain
/in An Unseen Current, Carrie Mae, General Writing, LifeIām monumentally bad at dates.Ā The Christmas after I got married my mother-in-law got a new pair of sneakers and she said, āOh, I wish Iād had these on XX of some-month-Bethany-doesnāt remember.āĀ And I said, āReally? What happened on that date?āĀ And they all stared at me because it turned out that was the day I got married.Ā Which may seem a bit rude to my poor husband, but in my defense I also canāt remember what year I graduated from college.Ā And one time I spent an entire day being really annoyed because my friends kept calling me (I was in the middle of a project) to wish me happy birthday.Ā Every single call was a surprise.Ā So, Iām not saying that I will absolutely forget that some day (14th?Ā 15th? No, seriously, what day is it?) in February is Valentineās Day, Iām just saying that the odds are not in my husbandās favor.Ā But on the other hand that means if he remembers all that lovely chocolate will be a wonderful surprise.
Unfortunately, this type of memory blockage also means that my memory for VERY IMPORTANT FACTS related to my characters is also somewhat lacking. Like last names, eye color, the details of their backstory. Ā Ā Given enough time and rewrites it all gets a bit fuzzy.Ā Bulletproof Mascara, for instance went through 9.5 rewrites (Iām counting the typo catching pass as .5 of a rewrite).Ā That means that the villain Jirair Sarkassian went from being Texan to Armenian somewhere around draft 6.Ā And in An Unseen Current (Available everywhere April 28! Available for pre-order on kindle now!!) I dropped an entire villain between draft 1 and 2.Ā Which wouldnāt be much of a problem if I didnāt insist on writing sequels.Ā Itās a bit of an embarrassment to have to read your own book to find out what you wrote, but apparently readers insist on continuity and well, just generally making sense.Ā But having just read Bulletproof Mascara and Compact with the Devil (in preparation for the forthcoming High-Caliber Concealer), I can honestly recommend my books to people.Ā Iām very funny and my plots actually do make sense.Ā I give myself two thumbs up.Ā I probably canāt review myself on Goodreads, can I?
The Stubborn Way
/in General WritingOriginally published on 02.03.15 on the Girlfriends Book Club.
Weāre pondering New Yearās Resolutions and rejection here on the Girlfriendās Book Club for the next few weeks, and while I gave up New Yearās Resolutions some years ago (if I want to start something new or improve myself, I probably shouldnāt wait for January) rejection seems a bit like my oxygen dependency problem ā itās just a part of life.
My first love / day job as a graphic designer keeps my life chock full of rejection. Even my business partner seems to enjoy rejecting a lot of my ideas. (Why canāt I put El Presidente on my business cards? What do you mean itās not professional?) Between the beat down of the college critique forum and a decade of working in the field hearing client opinions that range from āumā¦ I think you missed the markā to āI hate it so much I would burn itā Iāve gotten pretty good at handling rejection. (Ok, so maybe they didnāt actually say āburn itā but I saw it in their eyes.)
So you would think that it would be easier for me to take rejection from publishers. But it doesnāt. Every rejection comes with a large packet of self-doubt. Maybe that book isnāt any good. Maybe I should rewrite? Maybe I should burn it? Maybe I should stop kidding myself that I have any writing talent at all and go home, snuggle with my dog and drink a bottle of Jameson? (Admittedly, I would not be drinking straight Jameson because Iām a pansy. So then, Iād stop and think, āIf Iām mixing it, maybe I should switch to something cheaper?ā Which would devolve into me just having some Ginger Ale and probably taking the dog for a walk.)But what I have learned from graphic design is that many things get better with perseverance. Draft two is almost always better than draft one. And stubborn people can find a way to make dreams come true.
Which is why I am so happy to announce that my murder mystery, An Unseen Current, set on Orcas Island (In Washington Stateās beautiful San Juan Islands) with its cast of quirky characters and too weird to be true events (some of which are really true) is finally going to be published on April 28, 2015. I was so excited the day I first sent the manuscript off and so sad the day it first came back to me. Perhaps it was too odd, or perhaps it was too Washington and not enough New York for the big guys? Honestly, I donāt know, and I donāt care. Iām just glad that it has finally found a home and release date. So if you enjoy some quirks with your cozyās please mark your calendar to enjoy An Unseen Current!
AN UNSEEN CURRENT
You never know whatās beneath the surface.
When Seattle native Tish Yearly finds herself fired and evicted all in one afternoon, she knows sheās in deep water. Unemployed and desperate, the 26 year old ex-actress heads for the one place she knows sheāll be welcome ā the house of her cantankerous ex-CIA agent grandfather, Tobias Yearly, in the San Juan Islands. And when she discovers the strangled corpse of Tobiasās best friend, she knows sheās in over her head. Tish is thrown head-long into a mystery that pits her against a handsome but straight-laced Sheriffās Deputy, a group of eccentric and clannish local residents, and a killer who knows the island far better than she does. Now Tish must swim against the current, depending on her nearly forgotten acting skills and her grandfatherās spy craft, to con a killer and keep them alive.Ā Ā Pre-order for kindle.
Flying Flags
/in General Writing, LifeOriginally published on 01.27.15 at The Stiletto Gang.
I had to laugh when I read Debra Goldsteinās post yesterday about football being āonly a gameā.Ā I live in Washington State, which, in case youāre living in a hole, is home of the Seahawks, contenders the upcoming football high-holy day ā the Super Bowl.Ā Although, even when living in a hole, Iām fairly certain that you probably felt the Beast Quake or possibly Richard Sherman dropped by to tell you how awesome he is, and then probably stuck around to make pointedly blunt statements about the corruption in the NFL.Ā Football may be only game, but tis the season for every football fan everywhere to lose their dang minds.
As Iām only an occasional football watcher I find most of the fan-actions a bit mystifying.Ā Twelfth man flags decorate every building, a local tattoo parlor is offering a 12ās tattoo special and last game against the Packers the Seattle City Council banned cheese from the premises.Ā Like Debra, I say, āBut itās only a game!āĀ Not that I say that very loudly ā my husband would glare at me.
But also like Debra, I identify with the way fans pour over every detail, dissect plays, and watch every report on the subject.Ā A fan, no matter the subject, wants to know all about the thing they love.Ā So I donāt wave a twelfth man flag, but the books on my shelf tell their own tales (pun intended).Ā Anyone visiting my house knows where I stand on the topic of Lord of the Rings (pro) and the work of cover artist Thomas Canty (also pro) and Tintin (highly pro). I donāt have any tattoos, but I can quote The Walrus and The Carpenter ā itās tattooed on my brain.Ā And as for cheeseā¦ no, sorry, I have nothing there. Cheese is never banned at my house and neither are books.
Am I the only ā12th Manā uber book fan out there?Ā What āflagsā are flying on your bookshelf?
Reader Power
/in General WritingWriters, as far as I can tell, are people with too many stories stuffed in their heads. In order to stay sane, we have to get the stories out. It’s a good system; it ensures that only fictional people get murdered and that more every day girls get to marry princes. Writers are also, by and large, readers. Ā So you’d think that we’d have an understanding of our own readers. But most of us are somewhat mystified as to why we have readers. The idea that someone would actually want to read any of my books is stillĀ surprising. I just make up stories and then… people actually read them. That’s crazy!
Don’tĀ get me wrong; I think my stories are awesome. I think everyone should read them. But “everyone” is a ratherĀ abstract concept, with safety built into it’s very generality. On the other hand, a singular reader is frighteningly specific and frighteningly judgmental.Ā Ā Think of your day, and your telling this really funny story to your co-worker about your college roommate who once got so drunk that she projectile vomitedĀ into someone’sĀ hair. Ā Now picture your grandmother standing there listening. It kind of puts a crimp on you miming how your roommateĀ popped out of her tube top, doesn’t it? Ā That’s the power that a singular reader has to stymie a writer. The harsh judgment of a reader can make the creative wellspring dry up in a flash. Ā Which is why every time a reader seeks me out to tell me that they enjoyed my book, I sincerely appreciate it. Ā Each compliment is a bolster against the times when someone tells you they found a typo in your book or they don’t understand why you didn’t just make the main character a man. Ā Thoughtful, lovely readers make all the difference to a writer. Ā I may not always know they’ve given their time and money to reading one of my stories, but I will always try toĀ give my readers a story worthy of their expenditure.