Originally published on The Stiletto Gang 07.22.15
Dear Brain,
While I appreciate your many efforts and strong creative solutions, I would very much appreciate it if you could focus on the problems at hand. Thanks so much.
Sincerely,
Self
I have a writing calendar that tells me what Iâm supposed to be working on. Outlining, editing, actually writing, itâs all scheduled out. Since the release of High-Caliber Concealer, third book in the Carrie Mae Mystery series is right around the corner (November 17!), that means I should be busy working on draft one of book 4 â Glossed Cause. That also means that last month I should have finished an outline of said fourth book. Do you know what I have not completed? Yes, thatâs right â the outline. I had completed about 75% it and stopped because⌠Well, I donât hate it, but I donât love it either. And then last week I realized what was wrong with it. Not that I know how to fix it, but at least I know why Iâm not excited about it. So Iâve been twiddling my thumbs, enjoying the summer, pretending that I have all the time in the world, and hoping that inspiration would hit.
Then last night it did hit. I woke up with a fantastic idea.
For a different book.
I came up with a great idea for the sequel to my recent release â An Unseen Current. I even have a great name for it, which practically never happens. Itâs really, really exciting and not at all what I need. But if Iâve learned anything about creativity itâs that if you fight it sometimes it stops all together. What do you think? Should I work on this new idea for a bit and see if inspiration strikes for Glossed Cause or should I set the new idea aside and focus, focus, focus
When I was younger, I wrote strictly to entertain myself and I preferred action-oriented fantasies with an amazing heroine. I loved to read those books, so thatâs what I set out to write. And if I pictured myself writing a novel it was going to be the next Lord of the Rings, but with a way higher estrogen factor. Which, although I love LoTR, would not be hard to do considering that it has a total chick quantity of four (Samâs Girlfriend, Eowyn, Galadriel and Arwen aka Striderâs Girlfriend). Anyway, thatâs what I thought Iâd write: fantasyâs where chick’s in chain mail prod buttock and take nomenclature.
You know what I write now? Mysteries.
I never thought Iâd write mysteries. Sure, I read lots of them growing up, but at the end of the day, all that business with clues and alibis and clever methods of death, well, it seemed like a lot of work for the writer. And it turns out, that it is in fact a lot of work. Admittedly, my heroines still apply foot to backsides on a regular basis. And my most popular series the Carrie Mae Mysteries have an element of fantasy (What if door-to-door make-up sales ladies were also top notch spies?), but usually my plots run along to the lines of âSomeoneâs been murdered! We need to find out who killed them and stop them from doing it again!â Which is⌠a mystery.
A few years ago, I decided to return to my fantasy roots and self-published a collection of short stories under the heading of Tales from the City of Destiny. These paranormal tales featured vampires, a dragon, werewolves, the devil a Native American shaman, and a half-faerie heroine. Canât get much more fantasy than that, right? Except my shaman was also a police detective and my half-faerie heroine was your pretty typical private citizen investigator and the rest of the stories are populated by lawyers, strippers, college students, and a 15-year old runaway. Apparently, I canât leave mysteries behind even when I try.
So at long last, I have decided to embrace my inner mystery writer. My most recent release, An Unseen Current, is a straight mystery with a cantankerous ex-CIA agent and his granddaughter solving crime in the San Juan Islands of Washington State. (Digital edition on sale for $1.99 through 7/8!) This book was a joy to write, mostly because I simply HAD to research the location, which meant driving around Orcas Island and eating really good food. The lesson here? Maybe writing a mystery isnât so bad after all.
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Remember in school when the teacher would say those dreaded five words? âThis is a group project.â Your mind races into overdrive as you scan the class room, searching for the few students who will hit trifecta of smart enough, pulls their own weight, and doesnât have BO. Select outside of those parameters are a host of problems – too smart, too lazy, too socially active, too socially impaired  and the group will flounder and fail. A group project is always a dual assignment: how well can you do the work and how well can you work together? And we all think, âI cannot wait to get out of school, so I never have to do another group project.â
Except, of course, that the joke is on us. Every job, with the possible exception of Ranger Gord of the Canadian forest service, requires that you have contact with someone to get the job done. Ranger Gord, in case you havenât watched the Canadian comedy show Red Green, is a Forest Service Ranger who has been staring at the trees so long that he now believes they talk to him and that some are possibly out to get him. You would think that a writer and Ranger Gord would have about the same amount of human contact, but the more I write the more I realize that writing truly is a group project. Admittedly, I do the majority of the work and then I pass it out to several people just so they can point out problems with my beautiful manuscript. But those beta readers, agents, and editors do not have an easy task. For one thing they have to deal with someone who thinks those beech trees look suspicious and that her villain is attempting a coup to take over the book, but beyond that they have to think critically about questions that a casual reader can simply take for granted. For the end reader, the questions have been answered, the decisions made, but the beta reader has to ask all the difficult questions about when characters know something, does the timeline actually work out, do the actions taken make sense, and the all important question: âWhy do you keep using that word? I do not think it means, what you think it means.â
And so, as I round out the final edits on my next book (High-CaliberConcealer out in November 2015), I must thank all my readers, editors, and my oh, so persnickety copyeditor who corrects my egregious use of their, there, and theyâre. Thank you all!
It’s that time again. The editing time. Â The time when I get back all the stupidy stupidy line edits and have to go through and approve them. That’s the worst part. Â I have to approve them. Â OK, I don’t absolutely HAVE to, but the truth is about 8 out of every 10 line edits are the correct decision. Of the other two, one is probably a matter of preference and the other is absolutely right the way it was the first time. Why don’t you understand my genius you piddling moron who is merely paid to sift through the words and divine my sheer awesomeness?
It’s possible that the last sentence there was a bit of an overstatement.
But my secret internal Mugatu doesn’t think it was.
Mugatu, for those who haven’t watched the hilariously improbable Zoolander, is the fashion designer / evil genius, played by Will Ferrell, who is attempting kill the prime minister of Malaysia by brainwashing male model Derek Zoolander. Many writers, myself included, seem to yo-yo between the states of modesty (I write pretty well), ego (I’m a genius!!), and self-hatred (why would anyone read the crap I produce?). I picture modesty as the quiet saintly type â a Buddhist nun (who secretly knows kung fu) and self-hatred as the goggly-eyed guy from the Maltese Falcon who says the worst things in the sweetest voice.
And nowhere are those states of being more quickly cycled through than the editing rounds. Each tweak of the text from the editor is like some sort of judgement from on high that can send me off into a Mugatu-esque rage or goggly-eyed shame spiral. Â It’s up the the Kung Fu nun to bring balance and harmony. Although, admittedly sometimes the nun needs a little help from a glass of wine and a jog around the block.
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Orcas Island, the setting for my latest novel, An Unseen Current, is the largest of the San Juan Islands. Now, with names like those I know youâre picturing some other south of the equator island, where the palm fronds sway and whales frolic off-shore. Youâd be right about the whales, but thanks to a 1790âs Spanish explorer who was anxious to impress his boss, the Viceroy of Mexico (Juan Vicente de GĂźemes Padilla Horcasitas y Aguayo, 2nd Count of Revillagigedo) the San Juan Islands are bit further North â in Washington State. So while, Orcas whales do indeed frolic, if you visit Orcas youâre more likely to be doused with rain and smacked by an evergreen bow than conked on the head by a coconut. However, the San Juans do share some of the same cultural characteristics as the tropical islands we all picture. Life there runs on island time, people do all know each other, and islanders learn to make do with the resources they have on hand. Accessible only by ferry or seaplane, Orcas is full of artists, foodies, retirees, tourists, and those who just donât really care for the hustle and bustle of the mainland. And if youâre a mystery writer, itâs the perfect place for a murder.
Iâve been visiting Orcas for most of my life. My dadâs best friend lives there and summer visits were pretty normal (if you didn’t mind the glass outhouse), and it wasnât until college that I recognized the murderous potential of Orcas. I was teaching a water safety class for girls at Camp Moran and I realized that it was the perfect setting for an American version of the classic âEnglish Country Houseâ mystery. The English Country House mysteryâs cropped up with invention detective fiction and featured an amateur sleuth dropped into a murder mystery when one of the guests at their house party is killed. The amateur sleuth is practically forced to interfere since village police are clearly unsuited to handle the case, London police are practically unreachable, and by George, no one gets away with killing one of my guests! On Orcas, although there are police, the nearest major crimes detective is a ferry ride away in Anacortes, the suspect pool is limited to the population of the island, and while my ex-CIA agent character, seventy-something Tobias Yearly, doesnât think he owns the island, he does think heâs the most qualified to find who murdered his best friend.  Tobias, and his granddaughter Tish, must make their way through suspects from all over the island as they contend with a suspicious police detective, an angry baker, and killer who will stop at nothing to get what he wants.
As I wrote An Unseen Current I tried to capture all the quirkiness and beauty of Orcas, but also to show that even small towns and islands can hide a killer. Now, hopefully, next time I visit, none of the locals take exception to that or I may find myself stuck in the glass outhouse with someone throwing stones.
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Dear Brain…
/in An Unseen Current, Carrie Mae, Life, The Stiletto GangOriginally published on The Stiletto Gang 07.22.15
Dear Brain,
While I appreciate your many efforts and strong creative solutions, I would very much appreciate it if you could focus on the problems at hand. Thanks so much.
Sincerely,
Self
I have a writing calendar that tells me what Iâm supposed to be working on. Outlining, editing, actually writing, itâs all scheduled out. Since the release of High-Caliber Concealer, third book in the Carrie Mae Mystery series is right around the corner (November 17!), that means I should be busy working on draft one of book 4 â Glossed Cause. That also means that last month I should have finished an outline of said fourth book. Do you know what I have not completed? Yes, thatâs right â the outline. I had completed about 75% it and stopped because⌠Well, I donât hate it, but I donât love it either. And then last week I realized what was wrong with it. Not that I know how to fix it, but at least I know why Iâm not excited about it. So Iâve been twiddling my thumbs, enjoying the summer, pretending that I have all the time in the world, and hoping that inspiration would hit.
Then last night it did hit. I woke up with a fantastic idea.
For a different book.
I came up with a great idea for the sequel to my recent release â An Unseen Current. I even have a great name for it, which practically never happens. Itâs really, really exciting and not at all what I need. But if Iâve learned anything about creativity itâs that if you fight it sometimes it stops all together. What do you think? Should I work on this new idea for a bit and see if inspiration strikes for Glossed Cause or should I set the new idea aside and focus, focus, focus
This Mystery Needs More Unicorns
/in An Unseen Current, General Writing, Girlfriends Book ClubWhen I was younger, I wrote strictly to entertain myself and I preferred action-oriented fantasies with an amazing heroine. I loved to read those books, so thatâs what I set out to write. And if I pictured myself writing a novel it was going to be the next Lord of the Rings, but with a way higher estrogen factor. Which, although I love LoTR, would not be hard to do considering that it has a total chick quantity of four (Samâs Girlfriend, Eowyn, Galadriel and Arwen aka Striderâs Girlfriend). Anyway, thatâs what I thought Iâd write: fantasyâs where chick’s in chain mail prod buttock and take nomenclature.
You know what I write now? Mysteries.
I never thought Iâd write mysteries. Sure, I read lots of them growing up, but at the end of the day, all that business with clues and alibis and clever methods of death, well, it seemed like a lot of work for the writer. And it turns out, that it is in fact a lot of work. Admittedly, my heroines still apply foot to backsides on a regular basis. And my most popular series the Carrie Mae Mysteries have an element of fantasy (What if door-to-door make-up sales ladies were also top notch spies?), but usually my plots run along to the lines of âSomeoneâs been murdered! We need to find out who killed them and stop them from doing it again!â Which is⌠a mystery.
A few years ago, I decided to return to my fantasy roots and self-published a collection of short stories under the heading of Tales from the City of Destiny. These paranormal tales featured vampires, a dragon, werewolves, the devil a Native American shaman, and a half-faerie heroine. Canât get much more fantasy than that, right? Except my shaman was also a police detective and my half-faerie heroine was your pretty typical private citizen investigator and the rest of the stories are populated by lawyers, strippers, college students, and a 15-year old runaway. Apparently, I canât leave mysteries behind even when I try.
Group Projects
/in Carrie Mae, General WritingRemember in school when the teacher would say those dreaded five words? âThis is a group project.â Your mind races into overdrive as you scan the class room, searching for the few students who will hit trifecta of smart enough, pulls their own weight, and doesnât have BO. Select outside of those parameters are a host of problems – too smart, too lazy, too socially active, too socially impaired  and the group will flounder and fail. A group project is always a dual assignment: how well can you do the work and how well can you work together? And we all think, âI cannot wait to get out of school, so I never have to do another group project.â
Except, of course, that the joke is on us. Every job, with the possible exception of Ranger Gord of the Canadian forest service, requires that you have contact with someone to get the job done. Ranger Gord, in case you havenât watched the Canadian comedy show Red Green, is a Forest Service Ranger who has been staring at the trees so long that he now believes they talk to him and that some are possibly out to get him. You would think that a writer and Ranger Gord would have about the same amount of human contact, but the more I write the more I realize that writing truly is a group project. Admittedly, I do the majority of the work and then I pass it out to several people just so they can point out problems with my beautiful manuscript. But those beta readers, agents, and editors do not have an easy task. For one thing they have to deal with someone who thinks those beech trees look suspicious and that her villain is attempting a coup to take over the book, but beyond that they have to think critically about questions that a casual reader can simply take for granted. For the end reader, the questions have been answered, the decisions made, but the beta reader has to ask all the difficult questions about when characters know something, does the timeline actually work out, do the actions taken make sense, and the all important question: âWhy do you keep using that word? I do not think it means, what you think it means.â
And so, as I round out the final edits on my next book (High-CaliberConcealer out in November 2015), I must thank all my readers, editors, and my oh, so persnickety copyeditor who corrects my egregious use of their, there, and theyâre. Thank you all!
That Editing… So Hot Right now
/in General Writing, Life, The Stiletto GangIt’s that time again. The editing time. Â The time when I get back all the stupidy stupidy line edits and have to go through and approve them. That’s the worst part. Â I have to approve them. Â OK, I don’t absolutely HAVE to, but the truth is about 8 out of every 10 line edits are the correct decision. Of the other two, one is probably a matter of preference and the other is absolutely right the way it was the first time. Why don’t you understand my genius you piddling moron who is merely paid to sift through the words and divine my sheer awesomeness?
It’s possible that the last sentence there was a bit of an overstatement.
But my secret internal Mugatu doesn’t think it was.
Mugatu, for those who haven’t watched the hilariously improbable Zoolander, is the fashion designer
/ evil genius, played by Will Ferrell, who is attempting kill the prime minister of Malaysia by brainwashing male model Derek Zoolander. Many writers, myself included, seem to yo-yo between the states of modesty (I write pretty well), ego (I’m a genius!!), and self-hatred (why would anyone read the crap I produce?). I picture modesty as the quiet saintly type â a Buddhist nun (who secretly knows 
kung fu) and self-hatred as the goggly-eyed guy from the Maltese Falcon who says the worst things in the sweetest voice.
And nowhere are those states of being more quickly cycled through than the editing rounds. Each tweak of the text from the editor is like some sort of judgement from on high that can send me off into a Mugatu-esque rage or goggly-eyed shame spiral. Â It’s up the the Kung Fu nun to bring balance and harmony. Although, admittedly sometimes the nun needs a little help from a glass of wine and a jog around the block.
Whodunnit, American Style
/in An Unseen Current, General Writing, Girlfriends Book Club, LifeOrcas Island, the setting for my latest novel, An Unseen Current, is the largest of the San Juan Islands. Now, with names like those I know youâre picturing some other south of the equator island, where the palm fronds sway and whales frolic off-shore. Youâd be right about the whales, but thanks to a 1790âs Spanish explorer who was anxious to impress his boss, the Viceroy of Mexico (Juan Vicente de GĂźemes Padilla Horcasitas y Aguayo, 2nd Count of Revillagigedo) the San Juan Islands are bit further North â in Washington State. So while, Orcas whales do indeed frolic, if you visit Orcas youâre more likely to be doused with rain and smacked by an evergreen bow than conked on the head by a coconut. However, the San Juans do share some of the same cultural characteristics as the tropical islands we all picture. Life there runs on island time, people do all know each other, and islanders learn to make do with the resources they have on hand. Accessible only by ferry or seaplane, Orcas is full of artists, foodies, retirees, tourists, and those who just donât really care for the hustle and bustle of the mainland. And if youâre a mystery writer, itâs the perfect place for a murder.
As I wrote An Unseen Current I tried to capture all the quirkiness and beauty of Orcas, but also to show that even small towns and islands can hide a killer. Now, hopefully, next time I visit, none of the locals take exception to that or I may find myself stuck in the glass outhouse with someone throwing stones.