Crunch Time!

Ack!  I should be baking. Or possibly cleaning my filthy office.  Or writing any of the multiple stories I’m supposed to be completing. It’s crunch time for me.  I’ve got a sci-fi novella that is due back from the editor at any second (more info to come after the holidays!), a Christmas short story that needs completing ASAP, and mystery novel that is supposed to be way more underway than it is. And my business partner at my day job is about to go on maternity leave at any moment. I could use a holiday.  Oh, wait, one has just turned up.  Now I get to add baking to the list.  So excuse me, if I just complain for a minute and then dash off to put a pie in the oven.

But in the spirit of the holidays, how about a chance to win a print copy of Shark’s Instinct?  Reviewers are calling it an “amazing mystery with loads of action.”  Click the link below to enter! 

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Shark’s Instinct

by Bethany Maines

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Copy That

Most of my writing this month has been in the form of copywriting and, jeez, do I miss fiction. Churning out ā€œwelcomeā€ scripting and press releases makes for a fun occasional challenge, but is no substitute for spending an afternoon putting a character in hot water (figuratively if itā€™s action, literally if itā€™s romance) and then figuring out how to get them out again (with a gun if itā€™s action, with a hot guy if itā€™s romance).

But one thing that copywriting does provide is practice in how to think about writing. When the word count is proscribed, and the client says that it should be sort of, maybe, be something about this random list of things that has been collected, suddenly it becomes very important to communicate what the over-arching message is. What is the hierarchy of information that needs to be communicated? What does the audience/reader care about? How can we determine what needs to be said and what can be left out? In copywriting, the ability to construct thoughts clearly and to analyze and think critically about a piece come to the forefront. In a novel, an author can spend a bit more time decorating the place with adjectives and allowing characters to spiel off witty bits of dialogue that may not particularly move the story forward. In copywriting, thereā€™s usually room for only one or two adjectives and they had better be the right adjective that supports the speaker or brands character. Copywriting skills are like exercising a new set of muscles and definitely make me a stronger writer. But on the other hand, Iā€™ll be glad to go back to fiction! For one thing, they rarely let me write about hot guys or guns in copywriting.

A New Series with Bite!

Iā€™ve been working very hard this year on multiple projects and Iā€™m finally beginning to be able to share some of them with you.  Iā€™m excited to announce that October will see the release of Book 1 of my new Shark Santoyo Crime Series.  Launching a new series is incredibly difficult and one of the hardest things to garner are reviews on reputable sites like Amazon and Goodreads.  So toward that end Iā€™m giving all of you the opportunity to become a part of my Advance Reader Team.  Sign up using the form below and youā€™ll be taken to the down load page to get a free digital copy of Sharkā€™s Instinct and in a few weeks Iā€™ll send you a reminder email to leave a review.  Thatā€™s it. No strings, just a free book.  I hope youā€™ll join me as I venture into this new series!

 

Sharkā€™s Instinct: Fresh out of prison and fresh out of luck, twenty-something Shark wants back into The Organization. But when Geier, the mob boss with a cruel sense of humor, sends Shark to the suburbs to find out whoā€™s been skimming his take, Shark realizes heā€™s going to need more than his gun and an attitude to succeed. With the clock ticking, Shark accepts the help of the mysterious teenage fixer, Peregrine Hays, and embarks on a scheme that could line his pockets, land him the girl and cement his reputation with the gangā€”if he makes it out alive.

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Food for Thought

By Bethany Maines
 
 
Last weekend, I participated in a local author program called Food for Thought.  Put on by the local business district in partnership with a local literary group, CreativeColloquy, the program hosts different authors each week at a farmerā€™s market for a minimal fee ($5).  These type of events are great ways to connect with readers, brush up on my ā€œelevator pitchā€ for books, and see whatā€™s resonating with the public.  The elevator pitch is essentially a one to two sentence synopsis of a book.  And with that many people visiting the booth, I can try out different versions and wording to see what pitch makes people look interested in a book.  For my Carrie Mae Mysteries, slightly older ladies resonate with ā€œItā€™s the story of what would happen if Mary Kay ran an international espionage organization.ā€  But the younger women and men do better with ā€œIf James Bond was a woman.ā€  Even if I didnā€™t end up selling a good amount of books, that kind of market research is pretty invaluable.  But, of course, being out in the public is also a way to connect with theā€¦ umā€¦ unique individuals that walk among us.
 
My favorite unique person this last weekend was the gentlemen who told us a series of stories about his experiences with ghosts including some ā€œIndiansā€ because he had been staying at a house built on an ā€œIndian Burial Ground.ā€  The problem was that as he meandered on about his experiences, the Native Americans he described
sounded straight on out of the movies, and lacked any resemblance to the actual tribes that populate the area.  Not all tribes wear ā€œleathersā€ crazy face.  Our tribes used capes woven from cedar bark and a type of fabric woven from the hair of a now extinct type of dog.  <LEARN MORE HERE>  Soā€¦ try being more educated before doing drugs. Also, and not for nothing, if a housing developer were to find human remains, archaeologists and police would have to be called and the local tribes would claim the bodies.  Nobody wants to build on top of human remains ā€“ they disintegrate, leaving cavities in the ground and make foundations unstable.  Itā€™s unsound construction, OK, nut job?  And also, also, youā€™re scaring people away from my booth.
 
But heā€™s just the tiny fly in the ointment. The majority of people at such events are at minimum polite and usually excited about talking to an actual author.  And in the end, talking to such enthusiastic readers and writers are what keep me coming back to these type of events.  So if you see me out and about, stop by to say hi.  Just
donā€™t tell me about your ghost experienceā€¦ unless itā€™s historically accurate. 
 
 

Clues

Recently, Iā€™ve been working on the sequel to my murder mystery An Unseen Current.  While thematically not that different from my other books (a young person struggles with unusual circumstances while navigating the choppy waters of family, love, and friends), mysteries bring a special level of challenge to the mix.  For one thing, people expect clues.  Oh, thereā€™s a dead body?  Well, writer, where are the clues?  Chop, chop! Produce the clues!

However, itā€™s not just about clues; itā€™s about when to reveal those clues.  Too early and readers are bored because they already solved it.  Too late and it seems like the author is cheating and wedging information to justify who the killer is at the last second.  Then, even if the writer does pop a clue in the right place, she canā€™t be too precious about it.  The author canā€™t present it on a silver platter with a neon arrow stating: Clue Here!!  To accomplish the correct where and when of clue placement requires a stronger outline than other genres.  And that means that I must do what every writer hates doingā€”not writing.

Outlining and the synopsis are vital to a successful book.  But they arenā€™t the FUN part of writing.  The fun part is churning out scenes and spending time with the made up people who populate my brain.  Outlining requires problem solving and all the leg work of deciding back stories and motivations and the literal who, what, when, where and why of who was murdered. (It was Professor Plumb in the Library with the Candlestick, in case you were wondering.)  But mostly it leaves me thinking: Are we there yet? What about now?  Can I start writing now?

So wish me luck as I work out the kinks of how the dead body ended up behind a bar in Anacortes.

You never know whatā€™s beneath the surface.
When Seattle native Tish Yearly finds herself fired and evicted all in one afternoon, she knows sheā€™s in deep water. Unemployed and desperate, the 26 year old ex-actress heads for the one place she knows sheā€™ll be welcome ā€“ the house of her cantankerous ex-CIA agent grandfather, Tobias Yearly, in the San Juan Islands. And when she discovers the strangled corpse of Tobiasā€™s best friend, she knows sheā€™s in over her head. Tish is thrown head-long into a mystery that pits her against a handsome but straight-laced Sheriffā€™s Deputy, a group of eccentric and clannish local residents, and a killer who knows the island far better than she does. Now Tish must swim against the current, depending on her nearly forgotten acting skills and her grandfatherā€™s spy craft, to con a killer and keep them both alive.

Virtually IRL

I laughed when I read AB Plumā€™s recent post about unhooking from the virtual world.Ā  It has been a long time since I didnā€™t enhance my RL (real life) experience with some sort of virtual interaction.Ā  Photos on Facebook, the occasional witty comment on twitter, blogs and websites, they are all part of my life. Partially this is simply a function of my life and jobs.Ā  As a graphic designer and a writer, social networking is part of the must do list. As a designer, itā€™s important that I be able to design ads for Facebook and other social media platforms and understand how the platforms function.Ā  As a writer, itā€™s important that I use those platforms to reach an audience.

Which is not to say that Iā€™m an expert.Ā  As a designer, I get to create content and simply walk away.Ā  The writer half of me definitely has it harder.Ā  I have to remember to post (you wouldnā€™t think this was hard, butā€¦), to come up with valuable and interesting content, and then not waste all of my writing time on marketing and social media.Ā  On the other hand, for the last six months Iā€™ve been swinging very much the other way.Ā  I have not been doing a lot of marketing. Ā I have in fact been writing.Ā  A lot.Ā  A ton.Ā  Lots of tons.Ā  So much so that Iā€™ve planned out my releases for 2018 and 2019.

So, stay tuned for tons of updates later this summer. Ā Crime, sci-fi, a touch of fairy tales, and of course more than a little bit of romance are heading your way.Ā  And strangely, I canā€™t wait to start marketing ALL of it.Ā  If you want to get in on early give-aways (print and digital!) and announcements, join my mailing list at: bethanymaines.com/connect/

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ORIGINALLY POSTED ON THE STILETTO GANG 6.14.17

Reading vs. Writing

by Bethany Maines

On Monday night fellow Stiletto author J.M. Phillippe (visiting from Brooklyn) and I attended the local open mic night from Creative Colloquy.Ā  The evening celebrated Creative Colloquyā€™s third anniversary and featured the Washington State poet laureate Dr. Tod Marshall. Creative Colloquyā€™s mission is to connect writers with their community and celebrate their works. And in keeping with that mission, Dr. Marshall reminded us in the audience to both battle for the arts and to rejoice in our creative communities.

As with every time I go to a reading event I’m struck by what different skills reading and writing are. It’s difficult to differentiate the presentation from the work being presented. For every rushed reading, thereā€™s one that gives space for the audience to savor the moment. For every mumbled poem, thereā€™s one that echoes from the rafters.Ā  For every awkward and misplaced laugh in the middle of a story, there’s one that ought to be a comedy special.Ā  Delivery, timing, and pronunciation, all take a reading from blah to amazing.Ā  Or at least important enough to make people stop talking to their friends at the table.Ā  Are the amazing readings better?Ā  Or just benefitting from better delivery?

It makes me wonder: what could I be doing to present my own work better in live readings? Should we authors all be forced to take public speaking classes? Improv classes? Should we be forced to listen to recordings of ourselves (God nooooooooooo!!!)?Ā  Is there a secret trick that I could be using?Ā  What if I just I hire an actor to read for me?Ā  In all probability I shall simply have to rely on the very exclusive, top secret trick of practice and repetition.Ā  As long as no one makes me watch a recording of it, that will probably be fine.

The Long and Short of It

I watched Buffy the Vampire Slayer when it was first on television. It was the first time I’d watched a show that combined the episodic weekly tale with a long-form, season long story arc. Whether or not you enjoy fantasy and teenagers killing things, the inclusion of a “big bad” (Buffy slang for the seasons main villain) made Buffy a tremendous innovator in TV.

It was an innovation that impressed and continues to impress me. The ability of the writers to maintain the critical pacing of the weeks mystery, while at the same time building a seasonal arc that culminates at the right point is a difficult writing feat. Most stories require that a character to fulfill a certain role to advance the story. But with multiple stories playing out at the same time the characters actions must serve several different purposes at once. Accomplishing these goals at all, let alone well, is something I aspire to. And while I have experimented with this type of writing before in my Tales from the City of Destiny, I have never tried to do a true over-arcing long form story across multiple novels. That is until now.

Starting last December, I have gone headlong into plotting and writing a new five book crime series. I’ll be excited when I can finally share more details about the series. But until then, I’m asking for inspiration to help keep my creative juices flowing. What TV shows do you love that combine short and long form elements and crime or action?

Resolution Failure

I donā€™t believe in New Yearā€™s Resolutions.

Resolutions always seem to be negative statements.Ā  They pit the resolver against something.Ā  I resolve to lose weight, spend less, give up every fun thing ever, etc.

I much prefer to make goals. Goals take aim and move toward a change. I want to write more, be more healthy, learn French, wake up later.Ā  I donā€™t think that last oneā€™s going to happen, but itā€™s more of a lifelong goal.

And then thereā€™s the artificial time construct of the New Yearā€™s that tricks people into waiting to start a change until January first actually rolls on the calendar.Ā  Of course, if I were resolving to do something horrible, Iā€™d put it off as long as possible too.Ā  But if I want to change my life for the better, then why would I wait? Now is always the perfect time to start.

Which is not to say that the turn of the year doesnā€™t cause me to reflect and take stock of how things are and how I would like them to go. Like a lot of people, I like to assess, predict, and then I make goals.Ā  At the end of December, I jotted down some notes, made some plans and felt good about myself.Ā  Iā€™m usually pretty good at sticking to my plans and I didnā€™t expect this year to be any different.Ā  But then I didnā€™t expect to be struck by inspiration that would send me furiously typing down the rabbit hole of a new story.

And now here it is the end of January and I feel like one of those people whoā€™ve managed to blow up their diet and their resolution two weeks after starting.Ā  I mean, I feel guilty about not sticking to the plan, but not really that bad as a shove another chapter in.Ā  In fact, that chapter was delicious and really would it really hurt if I had another?

I can always get back on the plan later, right?

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Originally posted on The Stiletto Gang Blog 01.25.17

I Swear…

The title of todayā€™s blog is not facetious.  I do swear.  Kind of a lot.

fbombI try not to in public.  Much like public displays of affection, I find it inelegant to be assaulted by profanity that Iā€™m not participating in.  I think keeping a lid on my foul mouthed habit is only polite and try to reserve it for private situations and friends who have known me long enough to not take offense.  As a result, a few of my acquaintances have been surprised to find themselves on the receiving end of a periodic f-bomb.  (Yes, Iā€™m the person who should receive this paperweight as a gift.) In the past curbing my tongue has not particularly onerous, but since my child has moved into speaking and comprehending, you know, actual words, life as a purveyor of profanity has become more difficult.  Now I canā€™t even swear in my own home?!  Word swaps and humming the Star Spangled Banner do not really help.  (Son of a goat monkey, keeping my swearing on the inside is hard!)

In most of my books, Iā€™ve minimized the swearing to a solid ā€œhellā€ or ā€œdamnā€ because well, my grandmother likes to read my books.   But recently, Iā€™ve begun working on a story that moves my swearing habit to the forefront.  Rather than really ā€œmessing some stuff upā€, I am straight  ā€œf***ing some s*** upā€ for a change.  And ooooh, does it feel good.  Ah profanity, how dost though trip lightly off my off my keyboard and onto the page?  Very lightly indeed.

fuckingladyMany comments on profanity seem to insist that profanity is the crutch of mind unable to think of something else to say.  I completely disagree.  To correctly use profanity one must have an understanding of language that allows you to use the f-word as a verb, a noun, and an adjective. (Yes, it really can ā€“ see examples here).

Will my completed manuscript stay chock full of profane goodness?  I donā€™t know, but Iā€™m sure as **** interested to find out.