Mystery Novel Seeks New Home

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Originally published atĀ The Stiletto Gang on 04.22.15

As the release date for my newest mystery (An UnseenCurrent) approaches (April 28thā€“ ahhhhhhh!!!) I find myself once again pondering the cruel irony of nature that crafts writers to be introspective sorts and then pits them against a task to which they are monumentally unsuited.Ā  That is to say: marketing. The woman hours spent lovingly crafting characters, settings, and events leaves the writer more than a little in love with their own book. To then have it heartlessly thrust into the public where some reviewer will crassly thumb through it and declare it to be passable is like being gently stabbed with needles by someone who doesnā€™t really care about your problems.Ā  We all want to be bestselling authors.Ā  I mean, who doesnā€™t want to be RichardCastle? (I really am ruggedly handsome!)Ā  But in all honesty, I think most writers would rather have their books treasured and loved than consumed like soda and disposed of.

I remember the first time I saw one of my auntā€™s books at Half-Price Books. My aunt,Linda Nichols, writes beautiful Christian fiction with snappy plots and characters you want to hug. I had not yet, published any books and I personally thought that seeing her books on the shelf of a used bookstore was cool.Ā  But Linda did not think it was cool ā€“ there was wincing and the sad look of ā€œohh, I wish I didnā€™t know that.ā€Ā  Someone sold her book down the river ā€“ the heathens, the Philistines! The bastards with not enough shelf space!Ā  After I had been published I realized her pain.Ā  How could someone not love my book?! Why would anyone give my book away?Ā  My books are awesome.Ā  All right, yes, I recognize the shelf space issue is a real thing ā€“ even libraries donā€™t have ALL the books.Ā  But as each baby book flies out into the world, forgive me if I hope that it will find at least one home where it will be treasured.

And on that note ā€“ who wants a free digital copy of An Unseen Current?Ā  Itā€™s looking for an awesome home (and someone who will leave a review).Ā  Leave a comment here or on Facebook to be entered to win.Ā  Iā€™ll draw names on Friday morning.

Goldfish Brain

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Iā€™m monumentally bad at dates.Ā  The Christmas after I got married my mother-in-law got a new pair of sneakers and she said, ā€œOh, I wish Iā€™d had these on XX of some-month-Bethany-doesnā€™t remember.ā€Ā  And I said, ā€œReally? What happened on that date?ā€Ā  And they all stared at me because it turned out that was the day I got married.Ā  Which may seem a bit rude to my poor husband, but in my defense I also canā€™t remember what year I graduated from college.Ā  And one time I spent an entire day being really annoyed because my friends kept calling me (I was in the middle of a project) to wish me happy birthday.Ā  Every single call was a surprise.Ā  So, Iā€™m not saying that I will absolutely forget that some day (14th?Ā  15th? No, seriously, what day is it?) in February is Valentineā€™s Day, Iā€™m just saying that the odds are not in my husbandā€™s favor.Ā  But on the other hand that means if he remembers all that lovely chocolate will be a wonderful surprise.

Unfortunately, this type of memory blockage also means that my memory for VERY IMPORTANT FACTS related to my characters is also somewhat lacking. Like last names, eye color, the details of their backstory. Ā Ā Given enough time and rewrites it all gets a bit fuzzy.Ā  Bulletproof Mascara, for instance went through 9.5 rewrites (Iā€™m counting the typo catching pass as .5 of a rewrite).Ā  That means that the villain Jirair Sarkassian went from being Texan to Armenian somewhere around draft 6.Ā  And in An Unseen Current (Available everywhere April 28! Available for pre-order on kindle now!!) I dropped an entire villain between draft 1 and 2.Ā  Which wouldnā€™t be much of a problem if I didnā€™t insist on writing sequels.Ā  Itā€™s a bit of an embarrassment to have to read your own book to find out what you wrote, but apparently readers insist on continuity and well, just generally making sense.Ā  But having just read Bulletproof Mascara and Compact with the Devil (in preparation for the forthcoming High-Caliber Concealer), I can honestly recommend my books to people.Ā  Iā€™m very funny and my plots actually do make sense.Ā  I give myself two thumbs up.Ā  I probably canā€™t review myself on Goodreads, can I?