Last weekend I volunteered for my business districts wine walk event. It was a fun event that paired artists and wineries with local businesses. Visitors bought a ticket which guaranteed them ten tastings from the wineries of their choosing and then they walked to the various locations ogled the art, tasted the wine and walked to the next stop. This puts visitors inside local businesses, exposes an audience to new wines and gives everyone a chance to enjoy a fun fall outing. Itās also a large crowd with people going every which way, no one is really paying attention, and half the crowd is a wee bit tipsy. That seems like a great place for a murder!
Could I slip something in their tasting glass? Could I stab them quietly in pop them in a businessās back room while no one was looking? Leave the body in their car apparently āsleeping it offā? Or is it better to kill them and then stick around as a surprise witness. Oh my God! Someoneās killed Kenny! And⦠surprised face.
It’s a bold move to go for a public murder, which makes it probably unpremeditated. My motivation would have to be strong. Lots of money or a truly horrible victim. And then, perhaps the small town police chief could solve the mystery? And bam, we’ve got a novel plot. Although, in general, I should probably not tell anyone what I think about at these events. Iām going to end up on someoneās listā¦
Iām not supposed to be writing this. I have a pretty stiff yearly schedule on what I intend to write. And while blogs are on my schedule, I have currently abandoned all sanity and schedules and have started committing time to a project that is NOT on the calendar. I should currently be writing my San Juan Islands #3. Unfortunately, while I had a fantastic idea for the opening, my idea pretty much stopped there. And an inciting incident does not a plot make. But after I stared and stared at the screen and then stared some more, nothing was coming to me. So I started doing a writing exercise to get the creative juices flowing and now⦠I canāt stop.
I think Iāve fallen in love with my own characters. They keep popping up with more things for themselves to do. And I keep thinking, āWhat a great idea! Iām sure that will only take me twenty minutes to jot that down.ā Note to self: nothing you want to write takes twenty minutes. And now my cushion of time for making my deadline is whittling down and Iām actually starting to worry. So if youāll excuse me, Iām going to stop writing this and stare at my screen and try and figure out why Tobias is in jail.
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On my last blog I discussed how I keep the fictional worlds of my books organized (answer: spreadsheets and lists!), but recently I gave a talk on writing to a local high-school and they wanted to know the more nitty-gritty details. Since they are at the start of their writer journey they have yet to discover that many of the struggles of writing are shared by all writers. Whatās that? You have two great scenes, but youāre not sure how to connect them? You have half a novel written, but you donāt know who the bad guy is yet? You really need the hot guy to land in the heroineās life, but you donāt know how he gets there? These are all questions with many possible answers, and like common core math, many possible ways of getting to the answer.
I thought Kimberly Jayneās recent post about Mindful Daydreaming was a great way to answer many writing questions. And yesterdayās post from Sally Berneathyās post about āpantsingā vs. plotting a novel showed how she dives and discovers her book as she goes along. I have discovered that being a plotter is usually a faster more efficient way for me to write. When I have all the answers before I start writing, I can write even when Iām not feeling very creative or if I only have five minutes. But recently, I found myself stuck on the outline. I stared. I hammered. I picked. I ignored it. Nothing happened. And at some point I decided to start writing because you know what happens when you donāt write? Nothing. So I wrote all the way to where I had outlined and I was just as stuck as I was on the outline. I was back to being a high-schooler ā how do I connect those two scenes? How do I get the hero from point A to point B? Dear God, what happens nexxxxxxxt????
Which is when I decided to take my own advice. I grabbed a notebook and a pen.
Changing the medium can sometimes change my perspective. I wrote a synopsis of the story from the villainās point of view. I wrote a synopsis from the love interests view point. I drew little diagrams about how the storylines connect. I wrote a few paragraphs about the villainās history and motivation, really diving into what he thinks about the events of the story. Itās an old saying that each of us is the hero in our own story, and that goes for villains too (see the great post from Jennae Phillippe about A Villainās Voice). How does a villain think that his actions are justified? As I answered that question, I discovered more and more about how my story moved forward. Which is when I put down the pen and typed up my scrawling notes.
Organizing a novel isnāt just about filing systems; itās about herding all your characters and ideas into a coherent plot and making sure that everyone gets to the end (or the right end if they happen to be the designated dead body) in a satisfying manner. But sometimes a writer needs to reach into her bag of tricks and try more than one technique to get the job done. As I told my room full of high-schoolers, when in doubt⦠try, try something else.
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Last weekend I participated in a āLiterary Cornerā at a local arts festival. It was a chance to sell books, meet readers and network with other authors. Itās always so great to see how other authors sell and a chance to learn some pointers. It was also, as it turned out, a chance to sunburn my feet. No one warned me that part of being an author would be having to be cognizant of my sunscreen and footwear choices. So, if you are also in a summer sun situation, here are some sun burn tips.
Act Fast to Cool It Down
Take a quick dip in a pool or other body of water. But donāt stay in too long and get more burned!
Moisturize While Skin Is Damp
Use a gentle, but non-oil based, moisturizing. Repeat to keep burned or peeling skin moist over the next few days.
Decrease the Inflammation
At the first sign of sunburn, taking an anti-inflammatory drug , such as ibuprofen. Aloe vera may also soothe mild burns.
Replenish Your Fluids
Burns draw fluid to the skinās surface and away from the rest of the body. Itās important to rehydrate by drinking extra liquids.
This week Iām going to take part in a live reading event called Noir at the Bar. Itās a fun event that focuses on crime tales and the forties pulp-fiction style. Iām excited to participate, but as usual it throws me into a tizzy of what to read. Short stories come in all shapes and sizes but reading for an audience is quite different. Not every story translates well to an audience thatās slurping their way through cocktails and appetizers. I would, of course, love an audience to hang breathless on my every word, but even when an audience comes specifically to see an author itās very hard to get that level of studiously quiet audience participation.
Through the variety of readings that I have experienced Iāve developed the theory of ājokeā short stories for readings. Not that a reading has to be funny, but that it should be constructed like a joke.
There is the set-up.
A man walks into a bar at the top of a rise building. Itās a swanky place, but thereās a guy in a suit and glasses slumped at the bar.
The tale.
āI canāt believe this view,ā says the man, looking out the window.
āYeah, but youāve got to look out for the cross-winds. Theyāre killer,ā says the drunk guy, brushing a curl of dark hair off his forehead.
āWhat are you talking about?ā asks the man.
The drunk guy stumbles off his bar stool. āHere Iāll show you.ā He opens the window and steps out, but the winds sweep in and he simply hovers in air and then steps back into the bar.
āHoly cow,ā says the man. āI canāt believe that.ā
āGive it a try,ā says the guy in glasses.
The pay-off.
The man steps off the building and plummets to the ground. The bartender looks up from polishing the glasses as the drunk guy sits back down. āJeez, Superman, you are mean when you drink.ā
The story has to have a pay-off or the audience sort of stares at you like cows in a field. It doesnāt have to be a funny pay off, but there has to be some sort of solid finish that gives an audience a feeling of conclusion. Usually, it’s some sort of twist that reveals the truth or that gives the audience the key to understanding the story. I’ll be reading a condensed version of a short story from my Shark Santoyo story. Hopefully, Noir at the Bar enjoys what Iāve selected for them. Wish me luck!
Wine & Murder
/in General Writing, Life, The Stiletto GangI want to kill someone in public.
I donāt have a particular person. Just someone.
Last weekend I volunteered for my business districts wine walk event. It was a fun event that paired artists and wineries with local businesses. Visitors bought a ticket which guaranteed them ten tastings from the wineries of their choosing and then they walked to the various locations ogled the art, tasted the wine and walked to the next stop. This puts visitors inside local businesses, exposes an audience to new wines and gives everyone a chance to enjoy a fun fall outing. Itās also a large crowd with people going every which way, no one is really paying attention, and half the crowd is a wee bit tipsy. That seems like a great place for a murder!
Could I slip something in their tasting glass? Could I stab them quietly in pop them in a businessās back room while no one was looking? Leave the body in their car apparently āsleeping it offā? Or is it better to kill them and then stick around as a surprise witness. Oh my God! Someoneās killed Kenny! And⦠surprised face.
It’s a bold move to go for a public murder, which makes it probably unpremeditated. My motivation would have to be strong. Lots of money or a truly horrible victim. And then, perhaps the small town police chief could solve the mystery? And bam, we’ve got a novel plot. Although, in general, I should probably not tell anyone what I think about at these events. Iām going to end up on someoneās listā¦
Supposed to be…
/in An Unseen Current, General Writing, The Stiletto GangIām not supposed to be writing this. I have a pretty stiff yearly schedule on what I intend to write. And while blogs are on my schedule, I have currently abandoned all sanity and schedules and have started committing time to a project that is NOT on the calendar. I should currently be writing my San Juan Islands #3. Unfortunately, while I had a fantastic idea for the opening, my idea pretty much stopped there. And an inciting incident does not a plot make. But after I stared and stared at the screen and then stared some more, nothing was coming to me. So I started doing a writing exercise to get the creative juices flowing and now⦠I canāt stop.
I think Iāve fallen in love with my own characters. They keep popping up with more things for themselves to do. And I keep thinking, āWhat a great idea! Iām sure that will only take me twenty minutes to jot that down.ā Note to self: nothing you want to write takes twenty minutes. And now my cushion of time for making my deadline is whittling down and Iām actually starting to worry. So if youāll excuse me, Iām going to stop writing this and stare at my screen and try and figure out why Tobias is in jail.
The Bag of Tricks
/in General Writing, The Stiletto GangOriginally posted at the Stiletto Gang on 4/27/16
On my last blog I discussed how I keep the fictional worlds of my books organized (answer: spreadsheets and lists!), but recently I gave a talk on writing to a local high-school and they wanted to know the more nitty-gritty details. Since they are at the start of their writer journey they have yet to discover that many of the struggles of writing are shared by all writers. Whatās that? You have two great scenes, but youāre not sure how to connect them? You have half a novel written, but you donāt know who the bad guy is yet? You really need the hot guy to land in the heroineās life, but you donāt know how he gets there? These are all questions with many possible answers, and like common core math, many possible ways of getting to the answer.
I thought Kimberly Jayneās recent post about Mindful Daydreaming was a great way to answer many writing questions. And yesterdayās post from Sally Berneathyās post about āpantsingā vs. plotting a novel showed how she dives and discovers her book as she goes along. I have discovered that being a plotter is usually a faster more efficient way for me to write. When I have all the answers before I start writing, I can write even when Iām not feeling very creative or if I only have five minutes. But recently, I found myself stuck on the outline. I stared. I hammered. I picked. I ignored it. Nothing happened. And at some point I decided to start writing because you know what happens when you donāt write? Nothing. So I wrote all the way to where I had outlined and I was just as stuck as I was on the outline. I was back to being a high-schooler ā how do I connect those two scenes? How do I get the hero from point A to point B? Dear God, what happens nexxxxxxxt????
Which is when I decided to take my own advice. I grabbed a notebook and a pen.
Changing the medium can sometimes change my perspective. I wrote a synopsis of the story from the villainās point of view. I wrote a synopsis from the love interests view point. I drew little diagrams about how the storylines connect. I wrote a few paragraphs about the villainās history and motivation, really diving into what he thinks about the events of the story. Itās an old saying that each of us is the hero in our own story, and that goes for villains too (see the great post from Jennae Phillippe about A Villainās Voice). How does a villain think that his actions are justified? As I answered that question, I discovered more and more about how my story moved forward. Which is when I put down the pen and typed up my scrawling notes.
Organizing a novel isnāt just about filing systems; itās about herding all your characters and ideas into a coherent plot and making sure that everyone gets to the end (or the right end if they happen to be the designated dead body) in a satisfying manner. But sometimes a writer needs to reach into her bag of tricks and try more than one technique to get the job done. As I told my room full of high-schoolers, when in doubt⦠try, try something else.
Sunburn & Books
/in General Writing, The Stiletto GangLast weekend I participated in a āLiterary Cornerā at a local arts festival. It was a chance to sell books, meet readers and network with other authors. Itās always so great to see how other authors sell and a chance to learn some pointers. It was also, as it turned out, a chance to sunburn my feet. No one warned me that part of being an author would be having to be cognizant of my sunscreen and footwear choices. So, if you are also in a summer sun situation, here are some sun burn tips.
Take a quick dip in a pool or other body of water. But donāt stay in too long and get more burned!
Use a gentle, but non-oil based, moisturizing. Repeat to keep burned or peeling skin moist over the next few days.
At the first sign of sunburn, taking an anti-inflammatory drug , such as ibuprofen. Aloe vera may also soothe mild burns.
Burns draw fluid to the skinās surface and away from the rest of the body. Itās important to rehydrate by drinking extra liquids.
Selected Readings
/in General Writing, Shark Santoyo, The Stiletto GangThis week Iām going to take part in a live reading event called Noir at the Bar. Itās a fun event that focuses on crime tales and the forties pulp-fiction style. Iām excited to participate, but as usual it throws me into a tizzy of what to read. Short stories come in all shapes and sizes but reading for an audience is quite different. Not every story translates well to an audience thatās slurping their way through cocktails and appetizers. I would, of course, love an audience to hang breathless on my every word, but even when an audience comes specifically to see an author itās very hard to get that level of studiously quiet audience participation.
Through the variety of readings that I have experienced Iāve developed the theory of ājokeā short stories for readings. Not that a reading has to be funny, but that it should be constructed like a joke.
There is the set-up.
A man walks into a bar at the top of a rise building. Itās a swanky place, but thereās a guy in a suit and glasses slumped at the bar.
The tale.
āI canāt believe this view,ā says the man, looking out the window.
āYeah, but youāve got to look out for the cross-winds. Theyāre killer,ā says the drunk guy, brushing a curl of dark hair off his forehead.
āWhat are you talking about?ā asks the man.
The drunk guy stumbles off his bar stool. āHere Iāll show you.ā He opens the window and steps out, but the winds sweep in and he simply hovers in air and then steps back into the bar.
āHoly cow,ā says the man. āI canāt believe that.ā
āGive it a try,ā says the guy in glasses.
The pay-off.
The man steps off the building and plummets to the ground. The bartender looks up from polishing the glasses as the drunk guy sits back down. āJeez, Superman, you are mean when you drink.ā
The story has to have a pay-off or the audience sort of stares at you like cows in a field. It doesnāt have to be a funny pay off, but there has to be some sort of solid finish that gives an audience a feeling of conclusion. Usually, it’s some sort of twist that reveals the truth or that gives the audience the key to understanding the story. I’ll be reading a condensed version of a short story from my Shark Santoyo story. Hopefully, Noir at the Bar enjoys what Iāve selected for them. Wish me luck!